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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mom. She’s like, “You forgot to pick up the dumplings!” Oh man, I totally did! I’m supposed to bring dinner for the fam. So, I’m like, “Gotta run!” I dash outta the shop, leaving Chen behind, probably still laughing at my shoe-flavored tea comment.

Becoming Mulan!!! I spend 5 days learning Chinese Yingge Dance!!!